Where do pirates buy their clothes?
At YAAAAARRRRRDDD Sales!
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Why couldn’t the other pirates understand the Scottish pirate?
Because he kept rolling his AAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!
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Did you hear about the pirate who went to China?
He got SAAAAARRRRRRRSSS!!
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Why do Pirates like going to the l'Oeuvre?
Because it’s full of AAAAAARRRRRRRTTT!
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Why does Pirate pavement last so long?
Because it's made from HAAARd TAAAARRR!
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Why are Pirates so funny?
They just ARRRRRRR!!
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What’s a pirate’s favorite restaurant?
AAAARRRRRHHHBYYY’s!
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What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender says, “hey buddy, you got a steering wheel hanging out of your pants!”
The pirate says, “Yar! I know, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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What’s a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Ships ahoy!!!
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Did you hear about the MPAA rating for the new pirate movie?
It’s rated “ARRRRR!”
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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!
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